This site is an aggregation, an aggravation, a muse, a folly, a little bit of fun, perhaps most notably something else I haven’t done. I am Craig and I am a fleetingly lazy programmer in the south of England with delusions of grandeur mixed with moments of inspiration. In theory this is a home for the more promising of those ideas, in practice it is a collection of tat I have put up for my own amusement.
If you find something here of interest then my congratulations, I hope it was fulfilling. If not, better luck next time. If you are still confused then this won't help (nor was it intended to). If you want something to read try the blog, if you want something to not read try the gallery (no, not that one, this one). If you feel at this point you have dialled a wrong address, hit back.
If at this point you are still reading then clearly you are not easily bored in which case the status archive may be just the place for you. Finally, if when it is all said, done and read then maybe something typed would be nice.